thelizzyend:

Okay so when I met Gerard on Saturday my friend asked him to say hi to LynZ for us and he’s was all like “yeah sure thing!”
And then being the awkward potato I am I said “omg she’s so precious” and then he did that smiLE THING AND HIS CHEEKS WENT RED AND HE GOES “yeah she is, man I love her”
Like sERIOUSLY I AM SO DONE

gaymommy:

favorite fall out boy lines

Patrick Stump in Moustachette [x]

bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

firaja:

"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

lesterer:

Phil makes Dan some hot chocolate ‎(✿◡‿◡)

nippled:

*trips and falls to the ground* parkour

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josiephin:


k-kipper:


btw-idk:




This is what terrifies me about the ocean.




the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo 


you finally understand finding nemo

josiephin:

k-kipper:

btw-idk:

This is what terrifies me about the ocean.

the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo 

you finally understand finding nemo

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

collapsed:

everyone im interested in is too hot for me…

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